crispysnakes:

cornysnake:

I caught a very grumpy Rosy freshly shed and in light phase! She’s such a beautiful animal its really unbelievable sometimes. I hope I can find a pure hogg male that lives up to her standard eventually. 

Great pics!

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Some of the comments on that vegan pet post are making me smack my face and now it's red ow

Oh god I didn’t even read the comments I know htey’re all awful

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

$32 would feed me for about two weeks on McDonalds. You cannot survive for 2 weeks on the above.

My followers know I don’t eat most plants due to allergies. I was FLOORED when I was buying fresh produce for the rats at how much this crap costs. I can buy a month’s worth of chicken for the same price of a small container of blueberries.

i-post-loki-shit:

Khaleesi’s most recent glamour shoot :D

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exotic-venom:

Honduran Emerald Tree Viper

A remarkable new species of bright green palm-viper, Bothriechis guifarroi, has been described from a threatened cloud forest in Honduras, and is named to honor grassroots conservationist Mario Guifarro, who was assassinated in 2007. Despite being superficially similar to other Honduran palm pitvipers, the closest relative to the new species lives over 600 km to the south in Costa Rica. - See more at: http://www.joetownsendlab.org/#sthash.vXfLxBgI.dpuf

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girldwarf:

deerkiid:

Planning on making your pet a vegan?? Well here’s a list of pets for you!!

1) a rock
2) bugs
3) herbivores
4) do not own cats or dogs you will probably kill them

If not kill, torture and harm for literally years
Ban vegan cat food

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

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tags: #yessssss

crispysnakes:

Quicksilver - Silver Phase Red-Tailed Green Rat Snake (gonyosoma oxycephalum)

howtohavegaysubtext requested some Quicksilver shots a few weeks back, and since he’s currently poised for food receiving I was able to snag a few.

Hoping to pick up an Insertwork piece for him still, this year.

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I like cop shows.

I also have this weird pain thing. Obvious displays of pain, usually found in torture scenes or murder reenactments, make me physically ill and can send me into a panic attack. I have no idea why it happens- nothing anywhere close to the tune of that happened ever in my life- but it does.

This makes watching cop shows really hard.

sleepyllama:

Mis-gendering usually feels like a punch to the stomach, especially when its on purpose. 

A rare sight for everyone…

studip:

do u ever come across some people who are just SO wrong that you cant even argue with them because the sheer amount of bullshit they are spewing is overwhelming

teratocybernetics:

ceruleancynic:

thedesureich:

ruinleon:

a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

ah mr sneky,i see u r wering ur fance top

how dare u sir, u disturb my paper towel substrate and rotate same with no gentlemanly warning, i demand satisfaction

Oh my god.

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bobafettishism:

I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.

That generation is here.

It begins.

Probably an awkward time to mention that I have a 22yo Italian friend from college named Kairi.

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crispysnakes:

fuckyeahballpythons:

snoots-and-boops:

snoots-and-boops:

Over the past week I’ve been getting anons saying things like “but it has sand in the name so you can keep it on sand!” or “the pet store people said it was okay so it’s okay”.
Sand is not okay, there are safe alternative, get over the fact you were wrong.

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u think this is a game

I basically had people asking the same damn a while back and it’s like when will you guys get that most reptiles are actually not living exclusively on sand dunes and that deserts are not all sandy. And like, wow, if a lizard or snake or whatever does happen to find itself in a very sandy environment in the wild, it can just move its ass to a not very sandy environment.

And like, those few species of reptiles that can and do live exclusively on loose sand their entire lives are SUPER DUPER SPECIALIZED to deal with living on such an inhospitable environment.

Look at the Sandfish. Nature basically decided to turn this jerk’s head into a fucking shovel so it can easily burrow through sand. The Sandfish also has tiny eyes and nostrils to help prevent sand from getting in them much as well as a sleek body to allow it to move effortlessly while it digs. Does your Bearded Dragon have a garden spade for a head? I don’t think so. Get away from me.

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And wow, look at the Arabian Sand Boa. Not only did it steal the shovel head idea from the Sandfish but its eye are also at the top of its stupid head so it can sleep under the sand all day with only its eyes exposed so when some idiot gecko walks by it can see it and grab it. And once again, notice how tiny its nostrils are. This guy is pretty good at living in sand, your Ball Python is not. Don’t touch me.

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Now we have the Web-footed Gecko, biggest moron of them all. This loser not only went out of its way to evolve umbrellas on its feet so it can easily walk across the surface of sand without sinking in but also so it can have shovels for feet to easily dig burrows in the sand during the day. Its nostrils are also raised to help shield them from inhaling sand. Does your Leopard Gecko have these adaptions? Nope, didn’t think so.

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Like, these are the only reptiles I can think of off the top of my head that could justifiably be housed with sand as substrate because LOOK HOW GODDAMN SPECIALIZED THEY ARE and the only reason why they evolved this way is because of how incredibly difficult it is to live on dune sand. Are you guys understanding now. Do you see all the effort nature puts into making a thing capable of living in sand. 

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